Welcome to The Lonney Bin!

Welcome to my new Asylum. Below we will find the nut cases, um tennants. Let's meet them, shall we?

See Lynn here in the middle? She received a call, yada yada yada, she runs my Looney Bin! The other members are here to tell me what they think..

No one seemed to be really happy about being here. The building is small in nature, but do they really need a large building? Do I care? Nope.

Here we have Quavi, he is romance.

Are there wombs here needing impregnation? That is what Dr Will told me. Many wombs waiting for my seed.

Yes Quaxi, there are wombs here. Impregnation? Um, Dr Will told you a lie there hun. He tends to lie a lot. Esp when there is money involved. There will be no troops made here. Feel free to try though, it couldn't hurt.

Victor is our other romancer in the house.

I'm on vacation! I am the first Uglacy in this hood! Did you hear I am the heir to the Prettacy?

Yes Victor, you are. I am sure with time your relatives will be here too one day. They may have better lives than you though, so sorry. Congrats on the Prettacy heirs! They are, um, pretty.

This here is Bacillus, he is a pleasure sim. Not too sure about the about of pleasure he shall find here.

EXCUSE ME! Where is Mallory? Where are my kids? I am Bacillus Bacter, who are you? You are not Simaholic, WHO ARE YOU?

My name is not important, you are fine. You are remembering your past lives again. That is why you are at our Looney Bin. Here you are known as just Bacillus. We will have fun also, you will forget about Simaholic...

Moving along, here is Xuan, he is a popular sim.

Popular is right! I hear there may be a back roots campaign going on for me to have kids. Since I am not allowed.

You know you aren't at the Falls anymore. Time to foget the past and move on. Yes, hopefully more will request that you be allowed to have kids. You deserve at least the honor of having ONE child.

Here is our family sim Wen.

What is with my dress? Why am I dressed like halloween? Am I in a challenge? Does that mean no kids? You will be nice to me, right? I know how you like to MURDER sims...

Yep, you got it right Wen. No babies will be here. Um, you are in a challenge. We will talk later, ok?

Another popular sim, Lori.

Um, why am I here? I thought I was just a townie you put into hoods. Weren't you told I was not to be messed with?

Lori, you are a simself of someone on the Prosperity group who likes to read blogs. I will try to be kind to you. You have to remember when you were given to me, I was given permission (hahaha) to do whatever with you.

Our lone fortune sim, Jenn.

Am I here finally? Where is Andrew? How much money do I get to earn?

You have arrived Jenn. Andrew, um, didn't make it. He loves to show up in body shop, but is shy and runs away from CAS. Sorry, you are alone. Money? Haha - that's funny.

Lastly, we have knowledge sim Lynn.

We need to talk...NOW! What is going on here? I am supposed to ALWAYS live the good life, I am your mini-me. What was that about then??? EXPLAIN!

Don't worry mini-me, you are the herion of our story. Once you complete your lifetime want, you are out of here. Promise! Plus you got it easy, just got to max out those skills. See, easy-peasy!

First things first, time to get everyone to watch some TV. I hear there is a marathon of Emeril on for the next few days. Yeah!

Why the lone faces guys? Lori, do you have to cross your arms? It could be worse, trust me. Quavi, don't look so excited now. Lynn, talk to me...

HUSH! I have to learn my skills. Leave me alone for awhile. Why must you always have my needs up? Go play with someone else.

You know I only control you here. I am not allowed to click the others. Against the rules.

Making the best of the situation, Bacillus and Lori had a pillow fight.

What else should we do? Lynn only wants us to watch the Food Network. Why is that? The least we can do is become friends with our housemates.

Poor Quavi, why don't you like Jenn?

Again she is the bathroom hog! I must shower, you never know when a womb, oops, female may come over. I must smell great so she will offer me her womb. Since you won't help me find available wombs.

Quavi, hush! I was the one behind your creation. How about Lori? She may be willing. She will at least become your friend. Jenn will be finished soon. Plus, it is too late for visitors.

What is the problem with Xuan?

Xuan is just wrong. Why is it our first and only visitor so far becomes his friend? He should at least introduce us. You know, in a past life, he let me impregnant his wife. Did you know that?

{sigh} Yes, I was aware of your little deal. Next time maybe you should be at the chess set like Xuan instead of in the shower.

Finally I get to play in the excersice wheel! Others here seem to hog it. Life isn't half bad around here.

Still not talking to me, huh?

Nope.

Xuan, please don't get sick on the exercise wheel.

I don't feel so good....

What kind of resort has this thing? One can get hurt on this thing. Maybe I'm hurt. Can I call my lawyer?

Victor, this is not a resort. You are fine, no blood. Get up...

You see, Bacillus agrees with me. Jenn is a bathroom hog. He said she is also talks of the 'Egg Song'. Do she have eggs in her womb for me?

Boo ~ bathroom hogs ~~ boo!!

Hey Victor, want to keep the noise down? Wen is sleeping over here. VICTOR!!!

Oops, sorry. Just passing the time.

Time for a lunch meat sandwich, yumm! You know Simaholic feeds me better than this.

Yes, I know. Are you still listening to the tapes before bed Bacillus? They should be working better now.

Wiggle wiggle! I love Eggs! (Beware of link, lol, it gets somewhat annoying. Funny song though.) Has anyone see the delivery man? We need more eggs! My sims always have enough eggs around. Have you seen their houses?

You look a little tired today. Late night?

You would be tired also if you slept on a toaster struddle and then ate it. Can't believe my new friends won't leave me a bed.

Still not happy with you, but we can chat. I am working on skills as quickly as possible. Can you find out if I can have a simvac? Please check.

That would be fun, huh? See, this isn't too bad.

Just find out, ok?

Are you enjoying yourself now Quavi?

Why aren't you helping me find wombs? I feel like you are ignoring me. Why?

This is not the Quavi show. I'm not ignoring you. See, we are chatting right now. I love taking your picture also. It is for the website called Perfictsim.nut. I am setting you up a profile, um, right now.

mumble, can't talk eating, mumble...starving...mumble

Sorry Victor, maybe later we can see how you are. Good job on not burning your food!

How long do I have to stay here? How long till I get to met a male and have kids? You know, Quavi and I would have GREAT kids, think of the GENES!!

Aw yes, the genetic line would be awesome. You are here for the long hall so please stop with the family chat, ok?

I'm gonna get my payback! This is NOT what she said I was getting into. I can't believe I am here with them and do they help me? I thought a couple of them were going to have an accident on the floor this morning.